Warren’s Singapore

Now the clubs and what’s new!

Ipanema

I would say for the pass year Ipanema has to be the best club to meet your new friends at. The girls come of all the place to this club which is really nothing new. If it has been a while since you have been there you will find that the prices have gone up some. The girls some times will start off in the S$500 range but are quickly lowered in price due to no takers but S$200 to S$250 for a hot looking is about the normal going price now. Short time should only cost you S$100 to S$150.

The girls are a bit more aggressive then they were in the past which is ok with me. Good time to arrive is about 9 to 10pm before that you may find the club empty of any life.

The club is now connected to the Bongo Bar which is upstairs and has Thai pole dancers. You can enter the club though the bar it’s self or at the entrance on the third floor. The band is pretty good in the club and worth checking out.

One thing you will not find in the Ipanema are the lady-boys but everything else is there for you.

Open on Sundays for Tea Dance.

Naughty girl

Nice lay out with European dancers around 10 of them but not much else going on here except on Sundays during the Tea Dance times 12pm to 5pm when the maids and their boy friends join them to party. During the week this club is a hit or miss kind of place. With the new dancers the crowd seems to be a lot better.

You can have a good there if you don’t mind hanging out for while and the girls to make their swing thru to see what guys are there. You can always talk to the dancers and get them drinks too but keep in mind they don’t get off until 3am and some as late at 6am depending on the day of the week.

Closing time on Fridays and Saturdays is 9am and they have a smoking room which is pretty good.

Downunder Bar

One of the only if not the only bar in the towers that has no working girls in it. Just your normal pub that a lot of Australians and New Zealanders visit. Great place to start your night in the towers. They open at 11:30am and stay open until 2am I believe could be midnight closing time. They have Pool and some times a small band. The staff are all friendly and the services is pretty good most of the time. Beers are only S$5 day or night.

On both side of the Downunder you have massage shops so you can watch the girls walking around between them and some times they will stop in the play the electronic games to pass the time.

The owner Rica (Australian lady) is a friend lady and worth getting to know. She has been in Singapore for many yeas and has been in the bar business the entire time.

Rendezvous Pub

The new pub in the Tower, not a lot going on there over all but you can find some girls there from time to time mostly from the Philippines. They have a pool table to pass the time. The staff will sit with you can you can buy them drinks. The manager Ann and assistant Linda are pretty cool to party with. From time to time you may find girls from Europe there but only if you are lucky meaning you hit it at just the right time. Late at night is when you may find more girls there, say after 11pm.

The owner Alex is a good guy to know also.

Passion

A small pub with Buy-me-drinks girls is a fun place to go if you just want to play around with them. The bad part is the cost can get high really fast if you don’t watch it. When you enter you will be greeted by 5 to 7 girls right off the bat. Pick the one or ones you want and have your fun.

Football Pub

Pretty much like Downunder only you can find working girls there from time to time.

Top 5

Took the place of Top 10 but has not gotten the crowd or the girls like Top 10 had. The layout is pretty much the same as the old place. The major change is the pole dance table stations around the club or even right at your table. Like top 10 this is a late night place if you are looking for company to join you. There is a cover charge to enter but this gets you 1 drink so no big deal really.

The stage shows are ok but I think not many are watching unless you are there alone. This club is owned by the same group that own Crazy Horse and Queens Disco so you may see girls moving between the 3 clubs during the night. Prices are a bit higher here but that is to be expected I guess for the size of the place.

Crazy Horse Disco

Nothing much has change here over the years. Lay-boy are still thick as flies there late at night but you still have your regular girls there too so you have your choice of which to pick from seeing how some guys like the LB’s.

They are open on Sundays for Tea Dance so you may find some girls looking for company during that time but come 5 or 6 the clear out for the night shift girls.

Club Romeo

Each time I have been in there it was nothing but LB’s maybe a few regular girls but over all don’t plan to finding any there. There is a small stage where the LB’s will dance. So if they are not your style no need to really enter unless you just want to check out for the hell of it.

When the LB’s approach you just say no thinks and they will quietly move on with out any problem.

Country Jamboree

The country western bar across from Ipanema hasn’t changed. Action is more laid back there. You will find older ladies but some real stunner there. The girls are friendly and happy to sit with you and talk. Mostly Thai’s but you can find a good mix of nationalities there also. No LB’s here. This place is nice for older guys who don’t want to deal with the crowds of Ipanema or younger girls. Smoking room = yes

Queens Disco

The crowd has really died off here over the years. Now there are Indonesian pole dancers and many of the Filipinas don’t visit it as much as they use too. On many night you will find only a hand full of guys there but plenty of girls sitting around waiting for mister right to come strolling in.

Word of warning; There is a Filipina lady there giving out loads so if you are short of cash for your date she will loan you what you need. DO NOT take the load she charges you 75% interest a day. I don’t have her name but never talk a loan from anyone in the clubs there.

Blue Banana

Indonesian and Filipina girls can be found here. Fun place with some nice girls. There is a lady there that can help you find some one if you are looking you will know her when you meet / see her goes by the name of Mama Tracy. Open on Sundays for Tea Dance.

Peyton Place

Still the same nothing new here except they have expanded the club back in 2005 so now there is another area behind the bar. I have not seen many there since all the action is on the front section. Open on Sundays for Tea Dance.

On The Third Flood of Orchard Towers

There are now 6 or 7 massage parlors you can find to relieve you of your stress from working so hard.

Lady-Boys at Orchard Towers

While there are a number of clues they will hang out in you will also find them in the passageways and out side of the towers looking for customers. Most are about 5’7” and look great too. They are the sexiest dressed 95% of the time in the towers. The old saying of “if it looks to good to be true” truly applies. The LB’s look perfect. So do what you have to do to make sure of what you have sitting with you. They have undergone a lot of work so many of the old ways of telling them apart may not apply anymore. Checking for a package under the dress will not always work since many have had the full operation and had little junior removed and the breast may not feel hard either so it is getting harder to tell in some case.

Best to just ask first and see who they respond to the question and then take it from there.

Outside of Orchard Towers

Late at night from about 10:30 until the wee hours of the morning you will girls standing around out side of the towers. Some are the real thing while others are not. As the clubs start to close the girls will move out side looking hoping maybe some one walking by will be tempted to take them. You can find older Singaporean’s, Indians and others there. Some times you may be approached by a person asking if you are looking for a date and if so they will call over a girl, she could be a collage student or even a wife looking to make some quick money.

The cab drives you will find parked around the towers are another source of girls, some of them know where you can find the Russian, Japanese or eastern block girls and can take them to you if you like. Cost will be high since many of these girls stay in the 5 star hotels.

Where do the girls live?

Some live really close by like on Bencoolen which is about a 15 minute walk away and right off Orchard Road so the Hotel 81 would be a great place to stay seeing how it close to several hotels that the girls stay in.

Other live in remote locations around the country but everything is within a 30 minute cab ride in the early morning hours.